Sorry guys but ripping your hair out at every bad pun is not helping
While the Bugle has many homeopathic properties, where a joke is so far diluted that there is no modular signaure of the oringial joke, consider this aricle a health warning.
The List of Diseases that the Bugle CAN'T Cure.[]
- The Clap.
- Athlete's foot.
- Baldness (sorry Andy, it's just not working).
- That itch that you get in your back and you've no idea where it come from and it's right in the middle where you can't reach.
- Peyronie's disease.
- Nyctohylophobi.
- John Wilkes Booth disease.
- Baby giantism.
- Elephantitus (our thoughts and prayers go out to John Oliver during his struggles)
- Bad actoring (if you don't think it's a disease you have not seen The Love Guru the musical)
- Scottishness
- Being French (and therefore not existing)
Fuck you Chris