While the Bugle has many homeopathic properties, where a joke is so far diluted that there is no modular signaure of the oringial joke, consider this aricle a health warning.

The List of Diseases that the Bugle CAN'T Cure.Edit

• The Clap.
• Athlete's foot.
• Baldness (sorry Andy, it's just not working).
• That itch that you get in your back and you've no idea where it come from and it's right in the middle where you can't reach.
• Peyronie's disease.
• Nyctohylophobi.
• John Wilkes Booth disease.
• Baby giantism.
• Elephantitus (our thoughts and prayers go out to John Oliver during his struggles)
• Bad actoring (if you don't think it's a disease you have not seen The Love Guru the musical)
• Scottishness
• Being French (and therefore not existing)

Fuck you Chris