An Australian court is currently trying to extradite Andy Zaltzman for war crimes. It is alleged that in 1939 he baked a particularly tasty angel cake for a Nazi party cake stall. Adolf Hitler purchased the aforementioned angel cake and after a being informed that his troops had failed to take Moscow Hitler consoled himself by eating the whole cake alone. Zaltzman refused to deny this claim and is now on the run.
Fuck you Chris